True story from a highly reliable source:
1) guy marries girl whose character is highly suspect
2) woman proceeds to whore around; husband puts her out [the only time she considers going back to her husband is when she can’t find her way into another man’s bed]
3) after a time the husband decides to win his wife back; he proceeds to sweet talk her & turns on the romance
4) husband marries the woman again [does he expect a different outcome?] but he has to buy her first
5) husband & wife are reunited under new stipulations: she won’t sleep around but neither will he sleep with her. [marriage will consist of protection & provision but appears to lack joy & passion]
No “happily ever after” for this couple–right?